Amy Winehouse has been quiet of late, 'working hard' on her new album (much like the Klaxons) so it really is fantastic to see her pop her head up just before the end of the decade which, in column inches at least, she has dominated.
She halledgedly did the following last night:
-Kicked a theatre manager in the groin at a pantomine starring Anthea Turner, Mickey Rooney and Bobby Davro
-Kept shouting 'he's fucking behind you'
-Yelled out 'fuck Cinders, Prince Charming, marry me'
-Called the Ugly Sisters 'bitches'
-Told Anthea at half time, 'I love you, Anthea, sticky-back plastic, I love you'
-Made children cry
-Was carried out kicking and screaming by her two minders
Rumours that she was just upset that regular Prince Charming, Ben Adams of A1, was too ill to perform have not been confirmed.
In amongst the outrage from the tabloids, we really have to point out the following:
-The Ugly Sisters are bitches
-Dionne Bromfield's parents really couldn't have chosen a better godmother
-This story is absolutely hilarious in every respect
Well done Amy and all of us at Love Machine hope you have a crack-ing Christmas
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