In a stunning development, Love Machine has just learned that the apparent cause of the Apocalypse-causing volcanic eruption in Iceland is the new MGMT album, Congratulations.
"Basically, he heard Time to Pretend on Radio 1 last year, and was instantly hooked. He couldn't get enough of it, and loved the 1st album," a source close to Eyjafjallajökull revealed today.
"He was so excited about the second record, heard the 'taster' track, Flash Delirium, got very worried about the new direction but pent it all up, and when he bought the album, well, he just exploded. £9.99 for that pile of shit. Sure, he likes Rock, but he likes the (bas)alt end of it, rather than the weird psych stuff with no tunes" he continued.
"He's normally so calm and placid, I mean, he's really gneiss. Never boasts about how old and big he is - he's really magma-nimous about all his achievements, but with this, he just blew his top. MGMT have got a lot to answer for."
Aviation experts and weather reporters are extremely worried about this news. Michael Fish exclusively told Love Machine, "if The Drums album is half as bad as we're expecting, we could be facing worldwide meltdown. Especially if it keeps its working title of 'Volcanoes are totally rubbish losers".
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