Thursday, 24 September 2009

That Eminem/Lady Gaga VMA award in full...



Eminem: "What has happened to my career. First Bruno's arse in my face, now I'm stood next to a woman with a dress made from a tablecloth over her face and a hat made of crepe paper. Somebody help me. Please. Why didn't Kanye run onstage to save me? Or any other superstar rapper/producer for that matter, although I can't think of any at the moment....."

Gaga: "You forgot about Dre"

Eminem: "Bugger, always doing that"

Gaga: "That's nothing, I forgot to make any eye holes. What an oversight. Or rather, undersight I suppose.  Can you give me a hand offstage, I can't see the way"

Eminem: "This never happened with Dido"

Gaga: "Oh I can't Stan her. Ahahahaha. Stan? Stand? Dido? Stan? Geddit?

Eninem: "If you make another joke like that I'm gonna punch you"

American Lady on left: "Maybe you should just poke her face."

Eminem:  "Somebody kill me"

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