This Will Either Be The Best Thing Ever or The Worst Thing Ever

It's being reported from various sources that Gary Barlow is working with N-Dubz.

This can only go one of two ways. There is no middle ground here. It is like a deep gorge, with brilliance on either side but with the permanent threat of cataclysmic awfulness in the middle, into which one could fall at any moment. Below is a schematic diagram of the situation we have here.



The Cenozoic Lavas represent the possibility that they could create a 'Walk This Way' for the pop generation - the meeting of hip hop and pop in perfect harmony (don't mention the Sugababes/Girls Aloud version of that song)

The Basement Rock represents the Tom Jones hip-hop album produced by Wyclef Jean.

Together we pray:

PLEASE GOD DON'T LET GARY AND DAPPY FALL INTO THE CANYON. PLEASE LET THIS BE BRILLIANT AND NOT TERRIBLE. GARY. REMEMBER HOW HARD YOU HAVE WORKED TO GET BACK TO THE TOP AGAIN, REMEMBER TWELVE MONTHS, ELEVEN DAYS, IT WENT TO NUMBER 35 GARY, NUMBER 35.

Amen