Monday, 17 August 2009

Get Sexy - You do the Math(s)

It has come to Love Machine's attention that the Sugababes' move to a more American sound for album number 7 (seven!) may have inadvertantly caused them to fail in the math department.

"If I had a dime, for every single, the boys stop and stare, I'd be a billionaire" coos the delectable Amelle.

If one defines a 'stare' as being a 3 second look, at least, then in order to earn a billion dollars at the rate of a dime per stare, Amelle would need to be stared at for 127 years. That's day and night. And that's assuming she'd stayed fit enough to be stared at for all that time. Even if 5 men were staring at here at each time, that's still 25 years. Love Machine suspects that lyric was not properly thought through. If they'd been realistic and gone for a mere million, they'd have been alright. But oh no.

Still. What a bloody tune eh?

Getting naked when they should have been doing their homework, naughty girls

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