Easy as A,B,Sea

Marina and the Diamonds has a new single out, called I am a Robot. It is OK, but not accurate as Marina is not a robot (unless she is an exceptionally well made one, and even then, one would think that the inventors would have kept it under wraps a bit, seen how it coped with everyday situations rather than the hurly-burly of the music world. Although maybe they've already tested some out and they've done well, and now they want to show off what they can do (where is this going - Ed?) but anyway)

Far more important than this, is the fact that we appear to have been flooded (aha), by a raft (ahaha) of singers and bands inspired by the sea. Marina and the Diamonds, Late of the Pier....erm, well that's enough for the 1st in a one-part series of: SEA-THEMED POPSTARS. If you don't like it, please don't harbour a grudge (ahahahahaha).

THE PET SHOP BUOYS

MI-SHELL MCMANUS

PAOLO NEWQUAY-NI

AND FINALLY.......THE DOUBLE PUN

TIDE-O CRUISE