It's a Friday afternoon, it's nearly a bank holiday, there are no volcano problems any more and The Fratellis have split up. Let's all be happy yeah? So just to get you in the party mood (especially bearing in mind that London's premier pop party is but a week away), here are some Grade A, 24-carat incredible pop jokes that we have literally made up ourselves. Don't thank us, just pass them on and brighten up someone's day. We make no apology for including two Justin Bieber jokes, as they are both clearly superb.
Happy bank holiday weekend everyone!
Q. Why would JLS be terrible at running a chain of stores?
A. Because you only get one shop
Q. Why would JLS be terrible at running a chain of stores?
A. Because you only get one shop
Q. Which popstar wouldn't you want to leave alone with your log collection?
A. Justin Beaver
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Q. Which member of the Saturdays goes to the seat of the Scottish parliament?
A. Frankie (goes to Holyrood)
Q. What did Iyaz say when he wanted a measuring implement at a recent R&B singers' convention?
A. Jason! De-ruler!
Q. What do you end up being if you get Ellie Goulding to perform laser eye surgery on you, bearing in mind she's not a trained optometrist?
A. Scarry eyed
Q. Which popstar isn't on Facebook or MySpace, but is solely on another formerly popular social media site which was recently put up for sale?
A. Justin Bebo
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